Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I Think I've Found Where I Belong

I truly truly love it here! I've met so many nice fish. There are some things called "Sharks" here that apparently everyone is afraid of. I seem to remember some "Sharks" back in my days at the pet store, but they weren't that scary.

Anyway, my friend, Adam, and I came here from that Jamaica place. It took a long time but it has been SOOOO worth it. We met a lot of neat friends on the way. We have a gang now. It's AWESOME!

I hope everyone is doing fantastic. If you are ever nearby, drop in and say "Hi!" LOL.


Tuesday, August 23, 2005

I went to sleep in Italy and somehow woke up in a box full of really BIG fish. I tried to talk to them, but most of them were really sad and would not talk. We were in there for days.

When the box finally opened up, I found out from a nice local person where we were. So, here's a postcard.



I haven't stopped eating since we got here. It's great! I haven't seen any of the other fish from the box. Oh well, I am off to see some waterfalls. Whatever those are! See ya.

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Hello everyone!

Just thought that I would drop a note from sunny Venice! I am absolutely loving being abroad. I have met so many awesome people. This place is great. I got to eat cheese and I saw a lot of pigeons. It's SWEET! The guys in the masks are a little scary, though. But that is okay.

I hope that you are all doing great. Much love.

Mr. Fish

Friday, July 01, 2005

Onward

So, I have made kind of a big decision. I think that I am going to go away for a little while. I've spent the last couple of weeks just looking around at my life here in the bowl. I think that I have done and seen just about all there is to do and see here. I think it's time to move on.

I believe that there are "other mountains to climb" (I read that in a book somwhere) and I want to see them before I die. There is a big world beyond these plants and rocks and I owe it to myself to give it a try.

I will miss this home. I will miss the castle and my Xbox. I will miss Molly and the kids (although I haven't seen them lately.) And I will miss going to the movies. But, most of all I will miss you, my friends who have been so kind to me throughout the years.

We will no doubt see each other again and I cannot wait to share with you the awesome adventures I am about to have.

Hugs,
Randall M. Fish

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Okay.

Alright, I'll try and explain what happened.

First, the guy from the castle came by my place. He didn't have any trivia at all. He said that I had bezzled (sp?) something and that I was going to be sorry. The next thing that I knew, I was face down in the gravel and there were a lot of people yelling at me. Then they dragged me to the other side of the bowl and tied me to a plant.

I was told that I was going to go to jail. I didn't understand what was going on and no one would answer my questions. They left me there for over a day and I was worried that I might get fired.

Finally, another fish came by and untied me. He said that I could go home, and that he was sorry. He was pretty nice. So, I went to the castle but it was all closed up. That was too bad, I could really have used some flakes since I had not eaten in a couple of days.

The worst part is that someone messed my place up while I was gone. And when I tried to go to work this morning, it was still closed. I'm not sure what to do.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Sorry Everyone

Sorry everyone. I just got home. I have been in jail for the last week or so. It's a long story and I don't have time right now.

I'll give you the whole thing soon.

Love.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

The Boss told us all to go home early today. He looked upset, but I think he was just tired. He'd been up all night in his office shredding things. I guess that must be tiring.

Anyway, there was a guy outside who asked me if he could come by the house later to ask me some questions. I love trivia games! This should be fun!